Pickled Before Noon Crewneck

Some people ease into their day. You’re already a little brined.

This crewneck is for pickleball players who somehow have court time, a sweat, and a questionable hydration strategy before most people finish their first email. The crossed-paddles graphic says everything that doesn’t need explaining, and the “Pickled Before Noon” script lets strangers know you’ve been up to something long before lunch.